What The Fucculent White Mug Plant Lover or hitting up a weekend

or hitting up a weekend Target run while dodging chit-chat

Introducing the Please Take A Number I'll Piss You Off Shortly Tee: the funny shirt that does the talking for you

🙃 If you wish you could wear your unapologetic weirdness for the world to see (and skip the small talk)

Slip it on

you’re guaranteed a few smiles and maybe even some playlist requests

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